html-wings:

Things I call my cat:

  • Peanut
  • Comrade Jigglypuff
  • Fur Nugget
  • Catbug
  • Mayor Waffles
  • Edward Scissorpaws
  • Stud McMuffin
  • Monkey Butt

Things I do not call my cat:

  • His name
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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

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4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

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problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

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dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(Source: priceofliberty)

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “Boys, eat your vegetables.”
Wife: “Right! How do you think superheroes get so strong?”
Me: “Well, radiation mostly…”
5yo: “RADIATION!”

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